A great friend once advised me on the eve of my excursion to the doctor that when I would get a shot to think, "Once its in, it can only come out.", it would make the experience less traumatic. Well because this is me we are talking about I automatically found the innuedo in it, concluding that freaking out and not letting the doctor shoot me would be equal to rape. And being raped by a short latina woman would be embarassing..
THUS I DECIDED TO SUCK IT UPPPP!
Kinda...
She has such soft hands..... O.o
Anyways. I came, I saw, I cowered, and I cried.
I IMMUNIZED-AH.
~Erin
erin, you are a witty - funny - observant - articulate - writer and artist. I really enjoy reading your posts. You inspire me to blog more, since I average twice a year. keep up the great work and i look forward to reading more.
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